i found this on facebook, i thought it was so great i just had to share.
Oh my god.
You have to read the whole thing it just gets funnier.
when anyone tells me “Guns kill people” i will happily show them this article
faith in humanity restored
Q:How do you make a girl climax?
THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
I NEED A CAT OMG
FUCK YOU SHOE! I WILL STRAIGHT FUCK. YOU. UP.
Msde my day
Oh you’re typing? Nah I’m going to lay down